Can you believe it? We're already being dragged through another NPR pledge drive.
(Be sure to get the "officially sanctioned" Carl Kasell doll as a thank-you gift!)
(Be sure to get the "officially sanctioned" Carl Kasell doll as a thank-you gift!)
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| The Devil is in the details. |
(Oct. 8, 2013) The twice yearly public radio pledge drive is finally over. Thank god. If you listen to those fools pleading, cajoling, making "rational" appeals and glorifying their role in your life long enough, it can make you physically ill. Switch to a rock station and listen to Eminem's "Berzerk." It'll drive you less crazy.
But if craziness is your thing, consider this: Just weeks before NPR's nationwide panhandling fest began, its seventh CEO in seven years announced that he was leaving his $700,000 a year job for one that pays $2 million. The staff was "stunned." They feel OK about making only several hundred thousand dollars a year.
I don't feel OK about bankrolling these vain, elitist, self-important people, who have ensconced themselves squarely in the top One Percent. They expect the rest of us, who earn far less and don't likely have rewarding, prestigious jobs, to pay for their fancy-pants lifestyles. That's not my kind of charity.
I investigated further, and dug up the salaries of other public broadcasting personalities and executives. Bob Edwards was making half a million dollars as host of "Morning Edition" 10 years ago! No wonder he had that gloating, bemused, "I've Got a Secret" tone (It's even worse now, on his "Bob Edwards Weekend" program).
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| Maybe because of the 67-year-old's romance with NPR's Windsor Johnson? |
Carl Kassel, who merely voiced the brief news overviews in the morning, was making $90,000 annually, way back then.
When I first wrote about the arrogance and self-indulgence at NPR several years ago, there were 14 vice presidents who were raking in six-figure salaries (http://kronstantinople.blogspot.com/2011/03/npr-deserves-its-whiny-critics.html). Josh Gerstein, then a White House correspondent for Politico.com, questioned how NPR could justify such compensation when it was laying off employees and canceling programs to plug a $23 million budget hole.
I agree with Newsbusters writer Tim Graham, who wrote earlier this year, "The next time a public-radio station goes into pledge-drive mode and begs listeners for their money, it would be wonderful if, in the spirit of balance and fairness, they would read off some salary numbers for NPR stars. Do people on modest incomes really want to chip in $25 to make sure an anchor can take home $375,000?"
NPR itself reported on March 31, 2014, that the median annual earnings for full-time, year-round American women workers in 2012 was $37,791. Men earned $49,398. Renee Montagne pleads with you to "give generously" so her $405,000 haul will be secured. A bonus would be nice, on top of her expense account, so dig deep, people.
(Years ago, NPR posted its IRS filing on its web site, so its donors could readily get some sense of how their charitable dollars were being spent spent. That outburst of enlightenment was discontinued, but you can still plow through Google and dredge the filings up.)
Even those who work for the local affiliates -- the ones who will soon be abjectly beseeching you to "pay for the coverage that you love and rely upon every day" -- pay themselves between two and four times the average salary in their respective markets. They have great jobs, and a cool lifestyle, thanks largely to people with OK jobs and stressful, middle-class lifestyles.
One of NPR's longtime catch-phrases is that its unique contribution to American life is "made possible by listeners like you."
Like me? Not any more. Some other poor devil will have to pay for your Prada.
A commenter on the Poynter Institute site proposed this motto: "NPR
-- where the One Percent pretends it cares about the rest of us."
Priceless!
A HISTORY OF EPIC MELODRAMA, ROMANCE AND TANTRUMS
When I first wrote about the arrogance and self-indulgence at NPR several years ago, there were 14 vice presidents who were raking in six-figure salaries (http://kronstantinople.blogspot.com/2011/03/npr-deserves-its-whiny-critics.html). Josh Gerstein, then a White House correspondent for Politico.com, questioned how NPR could justify such compensation when it was laying off employees and canceling programs to plug a $23 million budget hole.
I agree with Newsbusters writer Tim Graham, who wrote earlier this year, "The next time a public-radio station goes into pledge-drive mode and begs listeners for their money, it would be wonderful if, in the spirit of balance and fairness, they would read off some salary numbers for NPR stars. Do people on modest incomes really want to chip in $25 to make sure an anchor can take home $375,000?"
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| Give NPR your money, and then snuggle with your Carl Kasell "thank you" doll. Or, you can buy several for just $17 each, and have an orgy! |
(Years ago, NPR posted its IRS filing on its web site, so its donors could readily get some sense of how their charitable dollars were being spent spent. That outburst of enlightenment was discontinued, but you can still plow through Google and dredge the filings up.)
Even those who work for the local affiliates -- the ones who will soon be abjectly beseeching you to "pay for the coverage that you love and rely upon every day" -- pay themselves between two and four times the average salary in their respective markets. They have great jobs, and a cool lifestyle, thanks largely to people with OK jobs and stressful, middle-class lifestyles.
One of NPR's longtime catch-phrases is that its unique contribution to American life is "made possible by listeners like you."
Like me? Not any more. Some other poor devil will have to pay for your Prada.
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| Stop being such a drama queen. You know you'll get your booty. |
A HISTORY OF EPIC MELODRAMA, ROMANCE AND TANTRUMS
The "true tales" of the new programs have about them the air of embellishment, creative license and a too-perfect arc to be convincing as bona fide nonfiction. Human beings love a great story, but -- as the hilarious and delightful David Sedaris learned -- they feel betrayed when they discover that they are being "played" by a programming ethos that values impact over veracity. These TIA-like programs that make excellent, memorable entertainment out of the raw material of real lives perpetuate NPR's fundamentally dishonest tendency to turn what is portrayed as "real" into a manufactured production that leads to more "blurred lines." I put the much-admired "StoryCorps" into the same category, even though I have been very moved by it. When I read a few years ago that the show's producers provide participants with a list of "interview questions," to ensure that a "great" interchange ensues, I really felt let down. In my subsequent research, I came to believe that the StoryCorps story has become scandalous on many levels. http://kronstantinople.blogspot.com/2013/10/storycorps-predictable-plot.html)
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| The fabled booth, where all those heart-wrenching StoryCorps exchanges take place. |
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| The new faces of NPR. |
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| OMG -- how they love themselves! |
I admit it: I feel guilty that I no longer donate to National Public Radio (NPR) and public television (PBS).
I hadn't planned to withdraw my support. I had always done my share. I genuinely enjoy supporting causes and institutions that are worthwhile, and if you don't mind sloshing through the mediocrity, you will be treated, every day, to real gems of insight and character via public broadcasting.
But at a certain point it became more of a moral compromise to give than not to give. There are too many destitute, anguished people in the world, and too many urgent causes, to allocate my finite charitable resources to a bunch of imperious prima donnas.
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| She used to be a navel-gazer, but now she's not. |
A MATERIAL WORLD FOR A MATERIAL GIRL
Despite chronic budget deficits, onetime NPR CEO Vivian Schiller, whose initial base salary was $450,000, received a bonus of $112,500 in May
2010, about 17 months after she was hired, according to the Washington
Post. She was characterized as being very likable, but so are we, and we don't ask people to give us hundreds of thousands of dollars for it. The nonprofit watchdog group Charity Navigator lists her compensation for FY 2011, the most recent year for which IRS data are available, at nearly $573,000, before she was ousted after a series of gaffes (she currently works at NBC, and will leave at the end of the year to become "head of news" at Twitter).
(BECAUSE ALL SALARIES listed here are from 2011 tax returns, we should expect that tens of thousands of dollars have since been added to each income listed, a CPB accountant told me:)
Over the years, I have kept tabs on these sleek, radiantly privileged people, who
dance cheek-to-cheek with the Power Elite at Georgetown dinner parties,
and clearly revel in their exalted status as "personalities" affiliated
with our "national treasure" of public broadcasting.
How dare they implore us to "please, please give what you can -- even if it's just five dollars!" as if the lives of adorable African children were at stake?
On top of Vivian Schiller's Big Haul, former National Public Radio vice president and fund-raiser Ron Schiller (no relation) was paid $479,011 in 2011. After a much publicized, very embarrassing, sting by a conservative group, depicted in the high-impact ad below, Schiller left "for unrelated reasons," the Christian Science Monitor was told. He received his full annual salary and bonuses, despite the humiliation his smart-ass remarks inflicted on NPR.
His colleague, CAO Joyce Slocum, got nearly $400,000.
The year before Vivian Schiller's shocking payout, NPR bestowed $1.22 million in
salary, bonuses and deferred compensation upon her predecessor, Kevin
Klose, who retired that year.
It paid another $1.22 million
to Ken Stern, its president, who was "forced out" (that is the
terminology used on NPR's own web site). Isn't that odd? It's like Wall
Street: Screw up horribly, and get fabulously rewarded.
Earlier this year, the
Newsbusters and Daily Finance web sites listed some of the most recent NPR salary information
available (2010-2011) for the hothouse flowers known as the "talent." The data, from IRS 990 forms, included (I wonder how much they make now):
Robert Siegel, cohost of “All Things Considered,” $375,652;
Melissa Block, cohost of "All Things Considered," $299,229;
Steve Inskeep, co-host of NPR’s “Morning Edition,” $373,097;
Renee Montagne, co-host of NPR’s “Morning Edition,” $405,140;
Scott Simon, "Weekend Edition" Saturday host, $364,465;
Terry Gross, host of WHYY’s “Fresh Air,” $256,611.
(Now that "Morning Edition" has three anchors,
with the addition of David Greene, it must cost nearly a million
dollars annually just for the big stars, not to mention the
behind-the-scenes workhorses. I guess the same must be true for "All Things Considered," which has three now as well. I recently heard Siegel do the whole show all by himself, and he did just fine!)
(After Juan Williams was "kicked upstairs" to be an "analyst," following his tenure on "Talk of the Nation," he was paid $65,000 annually for 12 to 15 minutes of radio time a month. This was widely regarded as "all but a shove out the door." It sounds like a great gig to me.)
(Steve Inskeep said at the time, "We spent 10 years trying to make Juan look good." Will someone please do the same for Stevie? There's a twerp thing that needs to be purged, and a peacock thing, and actually quite a few other things. Like beginning every story with the smart-ass, faux-casual, youthiness-oriented, "Okay, so.....," as in, "Okay, so, we've still got this Syria thing going on," or "Okay, so, we're in the tenth day of the shutdown..." Try playing the role of a man, Stephen, instead of a dude!) (And then there are Renee's relentless references to "at this point in time." As opposed to this point in space? Or this point in pointillism? This is junior-high stuff. Like when she said, "James Brown did more than his share of time in jail." What was his share? Have you done your share? Let's stop making stupid remarks and say something meaningful, "going forward"...another of her favorite useless phrases. Please go backward, to your hijab days!) (Update May 2014: my wish came true...she did go back to Afghanistan. But she was more insufferable than ever, like she was queen of Homecoming, and she felt totally festive.)
The network's managing editor Barbara Rehm made well over $400,000, according to the 2011-2012 data. Chief
financial officer James Elder got $431,861. Keith Woods ($205,989)
is vice president for diversity. So it's nice to see a black face -- and a very nice face, indeed -- in
this rather too-pale lineup.
The tax returns I viewed did not list any on-air or reporters' salaries. Only data for the top 10 executives were included, and even those data hid benefits, bonuses and deferred compensation.
THIS AMERICAN CRAP
"We're here for idealistic reasons," the host of "This American Life," Ira Glass ($170,000 plus sizable licensing and appearance fees), exclaimed during the latest pledge drive. (His producer got over $200,000).
Ira! WTF? It depends on what your idea of "ideals" is, I guess. I'm sure they're in there somewhere. So are fame, adulation, power, mastery and wealth. You love how much you're loved, Ira! And you love the "art" of playing with your listeners' emotions. You're giddy about it (along with being respectful and sensitive, of course). It's YOUR incredible American life that keeps you going, not primarily "this" American life, which you present so powerfully. And that's understandable -- just be honest about it, man.
It's not idealism that propels the work of NPR. I have heard anchors and reporters refer more than once to the irritation they feel when they don't fly first class. They hang out (courtesy of their loyal listeners) at Café Milano, a pricey restaurant, where fat-cat lobbyists and senators have earnest talks over fine wine and COSTOLETTA DI VITELLO ALLA MILANESE CON LA SUA RUCOLETTA (pounded, breaded veal chop). For dessert, the 24k gold covered hazelnut semifreddo filled with Kaluha-coffee gelato and chocolate crunch torrone ($75) is highly recommended. But the best part is that precious "Cheers" feeling, when you glide in, and all those powerful people give you a warm smile and call out your name ("Norm!"), or (better yet) when some Supreme Court justice says, "Hey babe -- have you lost weight?"
The excesses
of the NPR lifestyle bring to mind a comment I heard last weekend
from the novelist, activist and poet Wendell Berry, who was a guest on
Bill Moyers' program.
"To make a living is not to make a killing -- it's to make enough," the gentle, modest Berry said.
Does that sound so terrible, you NPR flounce-abouts? Wouldn't you love yourselves even more if you just took what you needed for a tastefully simple life, and left the rest for those who have so little?
Given the egomania and narcissism and competition that turn NPR into a hotbed of intrigue and conspiracy theories, I wasn't surprised at how beleaguered Liane Hansen felt as the host, for 22 years, of "Weekend Edition Sunday." In a revealing, touching speech at TEDx-talks in September 2013, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zevraXF0dQM), she described the sensation of being surrounded by whispers and resentment.
Maybe if NPR employed smart, sensible people and ensured that they remained "regular people," this highly charged culture would not develop. Current anchor salaries at NPR are seven to eight times the median family income, according to the latest Census data. Perhaps it's more fair, though, to compare the NPR salaries to the average per capita income, which indicates that the radio darlings are being paid 12 times what the rest of us get. Obviously, their lives -- a fragrant swirl of poshness and (probably) alligator-leather handbags -- perpetuate the very income inequality on which they regularly report.
(When the generally likable Simon was publicly criticized for taking
such a high salary for his Saturday morning show, he was widely ridiculed
for protesting, via NPR's ombudsman, "Most everybody in commercial radio
makes more than $364,000." That's blatantly not true, as scores of commercial radio hosts made sputteringly clear. Moreover,
it's irrelevant what those in commercial broadcasting are paid.)
So
maybe it's hard for the demimonde of public broadcasting to keep things in perspective,
even though they're constantly reporting -- with achingly compassionate
voices -- on poor people, and those who have lost everything they own to
one disaster or another.
And then, when they are invited to speak at various gatherings on campuses or in front of advocacy groups, they can't resist (how can they be so shameless?) making a killing on top of their fancy NPR salaries. Diane Rehm, for example, charges $20,000 or more per speech, plus a first-class plane ticket and the finest accommodations. These narcissists are too blind to see that charitable donors and federal taxpayers are already overpaying them. MORE will never be enough!
There are numerous NPR personalities who are paid handsomely for doing weekly one-hour programs. Lynne Rossetto Casper of "The Splendid Table," for example, was getting $173,500 back in 2008. Her delightful cooking show is an excellent vehicle to promote her lucrative web site and cookbook ventures. She's quite a tycoon, despite her mirthful and cuddly voice. But why are we expected to bankroll these lucrative ventures?
Salaries are an obvious issue. Then there is the hard-to-fathom number of employees. Do you listen to NPR? Can you imagine how it can possibly keep nearly
900 people busy? About 250 are on-air reporters, commentators or
hosts, most of whom are heard only occasionally. And many of the most
informative programs you're hearing aren't even produced by NPR --
they're purveyed by independent production companies and by other public
broadcasting operations such as PRI and American Public Media. (BECAUSE ALL SALARIES listed here are from 2011 tax returns, we should expect that tens of thousands of dollars have since been added to each income listed, a CPB accountant told me:)
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| Vivian Schiller: Do you really think you're worth all that money? |
(Directly related to Schiller's departure over the Juan Williams firing -- after the infamous Fox episode -- NPR
lawyers "predictably escalated what should have been a
straightforward probe investigating one personnel decision into a witch
hunt reportedly costing hundreds of thousands of those hard-won donor
dollars," Vanity Fair reported in 2012. The cavalier squandering of pledge money is common practice.)
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| The CEO wears Prada, but she needs more Prada. |
How dare they implore us to "please, please give what you can -- even if it's just five dollars!" as if the lives of adorable African children were at stake?
On top of Vivian Schiller's Big Haul, former National Public Radio vice president and fund-raiser Ron Schiller (no relation) was paid $479,011 in 2011. After a much publicized, very embarrassing, sting by a conservative group, depicted in the high-impact ad below, Schiller left "for unrelated reasons," the Christian Science Monitor was told. He received his full annual salary and bonuses, despite the humiliation his smart-ass remarks inflicted on NPR.
His colleague, CAO Joyce Slocum, got nearly $400,000.
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| Public opinion is driven by "white, middle class racists," Ron Schiller said on tape. |
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| Kevin Klose. |
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| Ken Stern. |
Robert Siegel, cohost of “All Things Considered,” $375,652;
Steve Inskeep, co-host of NPR’s “Morning Edition,” $373,097;
Renee Montagne, co-host of NPR’s “Morning Edition,” $405,140;
Terry Gross, host of WHYY’s “Fresh Air,” $256,611.
(After Juan Williams was "kicked upstairs" to be an "analyst," following his tenure on "Talk of the Nation," he was paid $65,000 annually for 12 to 15 minutes of radio time a month. This was widely regarded as "all but a shove out the door." It sounds like a great gig to me.)
(Steve Inskeep said at the time, "We spent 10 years trying to make Juan look good." Will someone please do the same for Stevie? There's a twerp thing that needs to be purged, and a peacock thing, and actually quite a few other things. Like beginning every story with the smart-ass, faux-casual, youthiness-oriented, "Okay, so.....," as in, "Okay, so, we've still got this Syria thing going on," or "Okay, so, we're in the tenth day of the shutdown..." Try playing the role of a man, Stephen, instead of a dude!) (And then there are Renee's relentless references to "at this point in time." As opposed to this point in space? Or this point in pointillism? This is junior-high stuff. Like when she said, "James Brown did more than his share of time in jail." What was his share? Have you done your share? Let's stop making stupid remarks and say something meaningful, "going forward"...another of her favorite useless phrases. Please go backward, to your hijab days!) (Update May 2014: my wish came true...she did go back to Afghanistan. But she was more insufferable than ever, like she was queen of Homecoming, and she felt totally festive.)
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| A "moment in time" when Renee was modest. |
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| Keith Woods: Power to the people, but which people? |
THIS AMERICAN CRAP
"We're here for idealistic reasons," the host of "This American Life," Ira Glass ($170,000 plus sizable licensing and appearance fees), exclaimed during the latest pledge drive. (His producer got over $200,000).
Ira! WTF? It depends on what your idea of "ideals" is, I guess. I'm sure they're in there somewhere. So are fame, adulation, power, mastery and wealth. You love how much you're loved, Ira! And you love the "art" of playing with your listeners' emotions. You're giddy about it (along with being respectful and sensitive, of course). It's YOUR incredible American life that keeps you going, not primarily "this" American life, which you present so powerfully. And that's understandable -- just be honest about it, man.
It's not idealism that propels the work of NPR. I have heard anchors and reporters refer more than once to the irritation they feel when they don't fly first class. They hang out (courtesy of their loyal listeners) at Café Milano, a pricey restaurant, where fat-cat lobbyists and senators have earnest talks over fine wine and COSTOLETTA DI VITELLO ALLA MILANESE CON LA SUA RUCOLETTA (pounded, breaded veal chop). For dessert, the 24k gold covered hazelnut semifreddo filled with Kaluha-coffee gelato and chocolate crunch torrone ($75) is highly recommended. But the best part is that precious "Cheers" feeling, when you glide in, and all those powerful people give you a warm smile and call out your name ("Norm!"), or (better yet) when some Supreme Court justice says, "Hey babe -- have you lost weight?"
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| Ah, Cafe Milano! Everyone who is anyone dines there, so how can NPR not? |
"To make a living is not to make a killing -- it's to make enough," the gentle, modest Berry said.
Does that sound so terrible, you NPR flounce-abouts? Wouldn't you love yourselves even more if you just took what you needed for a tastefully simple life, and left the rest for those who have so little?
Given the egomania and narcissism and competition that turn NPR into a hotbed of intrigue and conspiracy theories, I wasn't surprised at how beleaguered Liane Hansen felt as the host, for 22 years, of "Weekend Edition Sunday." In a revealing, touching speech at TEDx-talks in September 2013, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zevraXF0dQM), she described the sensation of being surrounded by whispers and resentment.
Maybe if NPR employed smart, sensible people and ensured that they remained "regular people," this highly charged culture would not develop. Current anchor salaries at NPR are seven to eight times the median family income, according to the latest Census data. Perhaps it's more fair, though, to compare the NPR salaries to the average per capita income, which indicates that the radio darlings are being paid 12 times what the rest of us get. Obviously, their lives -- a fragrant swirl of poshness and (probably) alligator-leather handbags -- perpetuate the very income inequality on which they regularly report.
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| The perfect addition to a radio icon's wardrobe of handbags. |
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| And here's the thanks we get: the Nina Toten-bag. |
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
But these Designer Personalities are living in a world where actor Carroll Spinney, who plays Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch, was paid more than $314,000 in 2010, and Joseph Mazzarino received $556,165 for performing the voices of Murray, Stinky the Stinkweed, and others, according to the International Business Times.  |
| Stinky has a moral stench, as well as garden-variety BO. |
And then, when they are invited to speak at various gatherings on campuses or in front of advocacy groups, they can't resist (how can they be so shameless?) making a killing on top of their fancy NPR salaries. Diane Rehm, for example, charges $20,000 or more per speech, plus a first-class plane ticket and the finest accommodations. These narcissists are too blind to see that charitable donors and federal taxpayers are already overpaying them. MORE will never be enough!
There are numerous NPR personalities who are paid handsomely for doing weekly one-hour programs. Lynne Rossetto Casper of "The Splendid Table," for example, was getting $173,500 back in 2008. Her delightful cooking show is an excellent vehicle to promote her lucrative web site and cookbook ventures. She's quite a tycoon, despite her mirthful and cuddly voice. But why are we expected to bankroll these lucrative ventures?
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| I prefer to give to charities that are less gluttonous. |
A CEO WHO 'CALMED THE WATERS,' THEN TOSSED A CANNONBALL
As mentioned earlier, Gary Knell, NPR's seventh CEO in seven years -- who had been at the helm just over 18 months -- shattered an already fragile staff morale when he cheerfully announced, just weeks before the nationwide pledge drive was to begin, that he was leaving to head National Geographic.
Knell had been making up to $988,456 annually at Sesame Street Workshop before taking a pay cut to head NPR, but then he was offered "an opportunity that, after discussions with my family, I could not turn down." (Yeah -- blame it on the wife and kids.) Knell's predecessor at National Geographic was paid more than $1.4 million in 2011, media blogger Jim Romenesko said, citing IRS filings. So it must be a thrill for Knell to escape from NPR, where he claimed to have "calmed the waters," and get back to making the big bucks.
NPR media correspondent David Folkenflik stated that when Knell initially took the helm, "there was a sense that NPR was being led by grownups, who were working constructively in a shared direction."
Apparently, this was an aberration. A Vanity Fair article last year referred to "frustration with impotent, ineffectual, absentee, and alien management at NPR," despite the obscene salaries that had been paid to get so-called top-notch people.
NPR gets underwriting support from publishers and movie distributors whose products it reviews. Its so-called "firewall" has been in flames quite a few times.
In August, 2013, AdWeek reported that NPR will begin running major advertising on its web site. " 'Center Stage' features oversized creative and video 'baked in'," the article explained.
THE 'NEW VOICE' OF NPR: "annoying teenager-like sibilance"
Starting in November, a new voice will be heard proclaiming NPR's sponsorships. It will be "one of the most heard in radio broadcasting," according to media analyst Jim Romenesco, who adds that NPR did a massive search for "a clear, confident and welcoming voice."
There's already a "great and gathering storm" of controversy on the Internet over her "scratchy," "irritating," "fried" vocal style. You can listen to it here: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thisisnpr/2013/10/23/237018668/announcer-profile-all-things-considered-this-is-a-dream-career). Why on earth did they pick this person? All they needed was a pleasant voice, and hers isn't. What kind of crazy Groupthink resulted in her victory over more than 400 applicants?
(UPDATE, Nov. 18, 2014: NPR has begun phasing in Sabrina's segments. She has apparently done some serious work on her delivery, because it's not so much "scratchy" as it is nice, sweet, light and cute. Not really appropriate, for my taste, in an announcer for a major adult news medium. It has a calculated modesty -- bordering on submissiveness -- that takes some getting used to. It seems that she wants above all to sound harmless, and she succeeds, by both uptalking and downtalking in a feathery voice. She would do well as a preschool teacher, lulling the ADHD right out of the little roustabouts. When it comes to radio announcing, I would rather have a more mature, seasoned, confident sound, but she's "likable enough," as Barack said of Hillary.)
UPDATE Feb. 10, 2015: After thousands of complaints, NPR has replaced Sabrina with a mature, seasoned, confident-sounding new announcer, Jessica Hansen. Hansen is the former AMERICAN UNIVERSITY News-Talk WAMU/WASHINGTON underwriting announcer. See more coverage at http://www.current.org/2015/02/npr-making-changes-to-voice-of-underwriting-credits/. I think she's very good. She isn't trying to sound adorable and huggable and vulnerable!
I hope Sabrina will find employment that is better suited to her talents.
SO MUCH FOR BEING "WELL ENDOWED"
The NPR endowment is supposed to be left alone, purportedly so it can generate $10 million annually to supplement the operating budget. But last year's interest income was just $3 million, as the endowment has lost its inviolability by being repeatedly raided to cover shortfalls.
In a widely cited op-ed for the Wall Street Journal in 2011, then-Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC) wrote: "While
executives at PBS and NPR are raking in
massive salaries, the organizations are participating in an aggressive
lobbying effort to prevent Congress from saving hundreds of millions of
dollars each year by cutting their subsidies. The so-called
commercial-free public airwaves have been filled with pleas for taxpayer
cash. The
Association of Public Television Stations has hired lobbyists to fight
the cuts. Hundreds of taxpayer-supported TV, radio and Web outlets have
partnered with an advocacy campaign to facilitate emails and phone calls
to Capitol Hill."
Although there are solid arguments against his demand that all taxpayer dollars be removed from public broadcasting, his description of the interest group's ferocious and expensive campaign to keep its privileged status intact can't be dismissed. Public broadcasting is a fiefdom that doesn't hesitate to enlist its clueless, tote bag-carrying serfs in its perpetual war to remain in the castle, high on the hill.
At the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the average salary -- including custodial and clerical staff -- is $99,000, as of Sept. 13, 2013, according to Indeed.com. Its
president received over $400,000. The CEO of PBS got nearly $800,000.
Both have made appeals to the public, urging us to tell Congress we want
public broadcasting to continue to be funded, in spite of the nation's
dire financial straits. CPB's budget is comprised almost entirely of an
annual appropriation from Congress plus interest on those funds. For
fiscal year 2012, its appropriation was $445.2 million. President Obama
has favored an increase of several million dollars.
Compensation has been a thorny issue for years, as public broadcasters have tried to finagle personal wealth and privilege, despite their nonprofit and tax-subsidized status. Way back in fiscal 1996, six officers at PBS and two at NPR were paid more than the $148,400 salary cap imposed by Congress, according to figures on the networks' tax returns reported by Current.org. PBS and NPR chairmen had made forays on Capitol Hill in 1995 to lobby for repeal of the salary cap and for tens of thousands in bonuses to "compensate" for "low pay." When Congress said no, they ignored the cap, which has since been wiped off the books.
In the 1980s, after Congress heard that PBS had subsidized a home mortgage for then-President Larry Grossman, Congress added a sentence "discouraging" interest-free loans by PBS or NPR to employees.
In fiscal year 2003, NPR established two deferred compensation plans to provide "certain highly compensated employees" the ability to defer a portion of their compensation to provide supplemental retirement benefits. In other words, it created tax shelters for the richest staffers. For the others, a generous retirement program was established within the operating budget. Employer contributions to this program rose 35 percent from 2010 to 2011, just after the whole crew moved into the fabulous new headquarters building and declared, "We're more broke than ever!"
SIXTEEN TONS: WHAT DO YOU GET?
Another day older, and deeper in debt. NPR continues to amass yearly deficits, as if it were the U.S. government.
As mentioned earlier, Gary Knell, NPR's seventh CEO in seven years -- who had been at the helm just over 18 months -- shattered an already fragile staff morale when he cheerfully announced, just weeks before the nationwide pledge drive was to begin, that he was leaving to head National Geographic.
Knell had been making up to $988,456 annually at Sesame Street Workshop before taking a pay cut to head NPR, but then he was offered "an opportunity that, after discussions with my family, I could not turn down." (Yeah -- blame it on the wife and kids.) Knell's predecessor at National Geographic was paid more than $1.4 million in 2011, media blogger Jim Romenesko said, citing IRS filings. So it must be a thrill for Knell to escape from NPR, where he claimed to have "calmed the waters," and get back to making the big bucks.
NPR media correspondent David Folkenflik stated that when Knell initially took the helm, "there was a sense that NPR was being led by grownups, who were working constructively in a shared direction."
Apparently, this was an aberration. A Vanity Fair article last year referred to "frustration with impotent, ineffectual, absentee, and alien management at NPR," despite the obscene salaries that had been paid to get so-called top-notch people.
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Outgoing
NPR President Gary Knell, left, with Paul Haaga, - See more at:
http://www.current.org/2013/09/npr-board-appoints-lay-leader-haaga-as-interim-president/#sthash.NhotlijZ.dpuf
Outgoing NPR CEO Gary Knell with interim CEO Paul Haaga. |
As of Sept. 30, Knell and his family are financially secure once more. NPR board vice chair Paul Haaga began serving as interim CEO on that day, for one dollar a year.
A dollar a year? God -- what is his problem? That's the sort of reasonableness and decency that's going to make everyone else feel totally uncomfortable. Not good for morale, dude. Why don't you go back to selling trousers? Oh sorry, that's Haggar. Well, maybe you should start selling trousers, and let someone with the requisite money-lust take over at NPR. A good pair of pants can do a lot for a man.
Even salaries paid to technical and support staff are several times what the average American earns, according to data provided to glassdoor.com. by NPR employees.
SURROUNDINGS SUITED TO FIRST AMENDMENT ROYALTY
Have you ever heard a public radio fund drive that didn't plead desperately for you to keep the whole thing afloat? They portray themselves as always on the verge of vanishing from our lives. "Please help us continue to produce the programming you love!" they repeat incessantly. They remind you of the times "you were so glad that box of Kleenex was nearby," as their expertly calibrated pathos machine once again moved you to tears. They love doing that so much, it's quite unseemly. Ditto with their "driveway moments." We are putty in their hands. Don't you hate being toyed with?
"We know you're listening," they add eerily. "Won't you do your share to ensure that we can keep providing the news and analysis you've come to rely on?"
They need your support!
The need is desperate, because no matter how many millions of dollars we dutifully sign over to them, they are going to spend millions more than that.
How do they do it? Well, we've begun to count the ways. And now we have the little matter of NPR's new, LEED-certified, $210 million D.C. "global headquarters" building, which opened in April of 2013. (and after five years in serious deficit, why is this radio enterprise hiring photographers to send all over the world?)
"NPR’s gleaming new headquarters building in the shadow of the Capitol
in Washington has soaring ceilings, a 'wellness' center, an employee
gym and a gourmet cafe staffed by a resident chef.... It could be a political problem," the Washington Post noted in June of this year. Was this "edifice" too "luxe" for a nonprofit organization that receives tax dollars? the Post asked. Condie Rice, who is such fun to quote, would perhaps say it is "unhelpful, from a public relations perspective."
It's too "luxe," as far as I am concerned -- not because I resent beautiful work spaces, but because I, as a potential donor, know of a few hundred more sensible ways to target my charitable dollars.
When millions of people are suffering, when human and civil rights are being horribly violated, when the planet is dying, when our democracy becomes more illusory by the day, when animals are exploited and abused all around us, I have no interest whatsoever in financing a gym or gourmet dining for the Chosen Few at NPR. Screw them! Do they have no sense of shame? If they do, it has been buried way, way under their tumescent feelings of entitlement and ultra-importance.
The
new, 400,000
square-foot complex, with a 90,000-square-foot newsroom, cost more than
the annual operating budget of the
organization. The recorded voice of "the woman known affectionately (by
whom I don't know) as 'the mother of public radio'," Susan Stamberg,
announces the floors in the building’s elevators. The
new building is stocked with $44 million of top-shelf
audio and multimedia equipment, and it contains 14 studios and six
recording booths. Audio moves around the building on a fiber
network, and a central
data center manages all things tech, including power, HVAC and security, the Post added.
There are modern production studios, and video screens throughout the
building, including 18 screens in the newsroom. A live HD TV camera at
NPR can connect NPR reporters and experts to television media via a
fiber or satellite link. "The finest mahogany can be seen throughout!" exclaims a
volunteer tour guide, who hopes eventually to nab a real, paying job among the exalted ranks. Downstairs is an elaborate, permanent installation
chronicling the "incalculable" and "historic" contribution that the building's occupants
have made to the nation. Defending our freedom, and whatever!
NPR was so despondent about its funding hassles, it had to cheer everyone up with these "mood brightening" surroundings.
At least the folks situated in L.A. don't have to venture into such desolate territory, with such a stark, unglamorous ambiance.
"There's a certain cachet to having a bureau out here," Montagne said, shortly after getting settled in. And cachet is such a worthy cause, dear listeners! Cash and cachet are two of NPR's favorite things!
The great thing is that celebrities drop by, and I mean real celebrities, not NPR poseurs. Mediabistro reported on a particularly thrilling week in which Brad Pitt and George Clooney turned the newsroom into a swooning uproar. On top of that, "Modern Family" taped a segment there!
The staff "has been developing new segments and ideas to make the
broadcast sound like it's coming out of the West Coast," the Los Angeles Times
reported last month, which seems like not the best use of their time, particularly after having already been there for 12 years. Since when did "geographic vibe" become such an obsession? Why didn't you just stay in D.C. and make it sound like you're coming out of the West Coast, if that's so important to your sense of terroir? You've shown no shame about misleading listeners in the past about the city (or country!) from which a reporter was broadcasting.
Why don't you shut that White Elephant down, and devote the resources to investigative and foreign
reporting, instead of relying on other news organizations to do the hard work? Why do you rely on reporters from the New York Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, Bloomberg, and a slew of British media to provide your coverage of important goings-on? What, precisely, has been achieved in L.A., besides the fact that Renee somehow got herself declared a celebrity by TV Guide (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/renee-montagne/tv-listings/357889)? I know that was The Dream, but couldn't it have been achieved less expensively, especially since the entry says she hasn't done anything?
The new building, which was designed to accommodate 90 employees, "is a gorgeous mix of practicality and industrial charm," according to the NPR blog. "The owners before us made some lovely renovations including planters in the polished concrete floors." The facility has "furniture and wall art worthy of a Silicon Valley start-up," the Los Angeles Times recently reported.
(Within seven years, 30 employees would be laid off and two shows canceled, leaving
behind so much empty space -- the New York Times refers to it as "cavernous" -- that desks are rented out to media tenants
such as Slate. Not one program has originated from NPR West since then,
until just last month, when "Weekend All Things Considered" pointlessly dragged
itself cross-country and began a trial run. "The difference could be heard right away: more LA content for the listeners of NPR," noted LA Observed.
"The timing is somewhat awkward, since NPR is trying to balance its budget by cutting about 10 percent of its work force," the New York Times observed.
"The (Weekend ATC) theme music was even freshened a bit. NPR also just wanted to send a few more people west." In fact, the show's entire staff was relocated, at considerable cost, even after NPR West was forced to lay off dozens of existing staffers. Bizarro world! Host Guy Raz has been tasked with "rebranding" the program, the Los Angeles Times says. Branding, marketing, targeting and focus-grouping are taking up way too much of NPR's intellectual bandwidth these days.
In fact, on Nov. 1, NPR’s Dan Bobkoff asked Oscar Yuan, of brand consulting firm
Millward Brown Optimor, how much the “NPR brand” is worth. "Yuan ran through some
numbers — NPR's audience size, our budget — and came up with a very rough estimate:
$400 million. It puts us in the same ballpark as companies like JetBlue, Jack
in the Box, and Barnes and Noble," Bobkoff reported. "Not bad!"
Despite the layoffs and cancellations, one on-air personality at NPR West described looking out his window a couple of years ago at "a parking lot filled with Saabs and Volvos as far as the eye can see." Those are what I call "brands." And they wonder why we stereotype them!
DON'T LET MONEY FOOL YOU
But whatever happened to the much-ballyhooed $235 million contribution by McDonald's heiress Joan Kroc in 2003, which NPR described as ""the largest monetary gift ever received by an American cultural institution"? NPR staffers were openly ecstatic, speculating about what this would mean for them.
When the helplessly repugnant Renee Montagne was asked how the Kroc windfall might affect NPR, she said, "Well, I certainly hope the hotels we stay in will have sheets with a higher thread count." That's our girl -- shamelessly exuding the NPR ethos and value system. Not long after that, she got a raise, even as dozens of her colleagues were being laid off, due to "tight finances."
The San Francisco Chronicle asserted the Kroc gift would "ensure financial stability for NPR for a generation."
It didn't ensure financial stability for five minutes. The deficits have continued relentlessly. The funds were supposed to go straight into the NPR endowment, generating "at least" $10 million a year in interest income, in perpetuity, the NPR web site emphasized. But the endowment has been plundered so many times to cover "unforeseen expenses" that last year's payout was down to $3 million.
Sorry Ms. Kroc, you dear woman.That's what you get for trying to help people like these.
She had been thrilled that some of the funds would be used to support investigative reporting, which
hasn't been part of NPR's repertoire, and clearly should be. But no
funds appear to have been expended for this purpose. Foreign reporting,
which particularly interested Kroc, has declined since her bequest.
THE GENTEEL SEDUCTION OF THE GENTLE HEIRESS
The story of how Kroc's gift was made "offers a glimpse of how, in the world of philanthropy, small human interactions may form the foundation of major financial donations," the Los Angeles Times wrote in December 2003, two months after the heiress's death from brain cancer.
To me, it offers a glimpse into just how sleazy and predatory fund-raising can be.
"The biggest surprise was the out-of-nowhere nature of the bequest," the San Francisco Chronicle reported at the time.
But it was not out of nowhere. It was out of Somewhere, and that somewhere is the slick, focused, calculated, vulturish world of big-time fund solicitation. Joan Kroc, who would die within the year, was courted by the Elegant Men at the Top of NPR. She was expertly groomed to give, and then to give more. She was wined and dined. She was fed a storybook version of NPR's ideals and financial rectitude. She was given reassurances that died right along with her.
As far as I know, this episode has never been covered properly. It makes me ill, no matter how "sound" her cancer-filled brain may have been.
The whole affair unfolded after Mrs. Kroc sent a $5 million donation to her local public radio station, KPBS, in San Diego. Stephanie Bergsma, associate general manager at KPBS radio, dutifully called the top brass at NPR and essentially said, "there seems to be some big money here, guys."
On Oct. 31, 2002, -- one year before Kroc died -- NPR CEO Kevin Klose
and Executive Vice President Ken Stern jumped on a plane and excitedly jetted across the country to meet Kroc for breakfast at Rancho Valencia, a resort about 25 miles north
of San Diego, according to the Los Angeles Times' straightforward chronology of events. During the 90-minute meal, the group talked about NPR and
its funding mechanisms. Stern explained how reporters abroad gather
news.
Klose, a former foreign correspondent, "spoke passionately about journalism," the Times was told.
Klose "was on a scouting mission," says Richard Starmann, described as Kroc's friend and advisor. But not a Boy Scouting mission, which might have required more honor and less salivation.
Klose again flew West and visited Kroc the following March, six months before her death. For Kroc, "the philanthropic was always personal; she needed to feel a connection with those she intended to help," friends told the Times. Klose made sure he kept that connection going.
As the summer progressed, Kroc's health faltered. "She had not thought that she would make it to her (75th) birthday [Aug. 27]," says Joyce Neu, executive director of the Joan B. Kroc Institute for Peace & Justice at the University of San Diego.
The Times describes how thing then unfolded: "On Aug. 22, however, she called...Klose and a few others to say she would be holding a party on the following Wednesday.
"Klose hopped a plane and joined about
three dozen other guests at Kroc's home. Tuxedoed waiters circulated
with appetizers, as Kroc's grandchildren dashed about.
"Toasts were offered to Kroc. Klose gave her a Russian lacquered box, a memento of his days as a reporter based in Moscow for the Washington Post, and reminded her of his commitment to foreign reporting. (Guess what? NPR's dispatches from Moscow continue to come from the Washington Post.)
"When Kroc greeted Klose, she gripped him with both hands and beamed up at him," the Times account continues. "We're really going to do great things together," she said. Slender, elegant and energetic, Kroc had not given Klose any indication that she was seriously ill. Only then, he claimed, did he realize that she was sick and determined to make a final gesture to NPR.
"In her will, Kroc left gifts of $50 million to peace institutes that bear her name at the University of San Diego and the University of Notre Dame in South Bend, Ind.," the Times reported. "She gave $10 million to the San Diego Opera and $5 million to KPBS. And she gave NPR the largest gift in its history. Her donation came with no strings attached, save its structure: $175 million of it (was) to be held by the NPR Foundation, to generate approximately $10 million annually in interest in perpetuity."
Ah yes: perpetuity. Don't count on it. When you donate money, it's prudent to expect that those who have been acting as obeisant handmaidens, curtsying and kissing your hand, will do whatever they want with it.
(Last month, the Los Angeles Times reported that a massive statue, depicting the horror of nuclear war and paid for by Kroc -- a $250,000 "investment in peace" -- will probably be torn down, for both political and financial reasons, despite its popularity and official landmark status. More good intentions down the tubes.)
(Poor George Soros. He is such a nice man. He, too, tried to buttress
the quality of NPR by donating $1.8 million through his Open Society
Foundation. The funds were intended to "provide in-depth reporting on government actions in all 50 states" and serve as a "highly
functioning watchdog" by hiring 100 new reporters. Has anyone seen the
impact, any more than we've seen an impact from the huge Kroc bequest?
Money vanishes. Dreams just die!)
THE BON FEU OF THE VANITIES
There are several message boards on which NPR listeners argue about which program host is the most detestable, the most insufferable, the most worthy of being impaled and set on fire. One of the most interesting aspects of researching this post has been to realize how people get blindly freaked out by such a wide range of "tics": Each idiosyncrasy of speech and personality that a radio star displays has its own cult of haters. The New Yorker described NPR's highly cultivated style as "mentholated," and the silliness of it has been parodied on SNL's "Delicious Dish."
The psychology of it is interesting. Why does your blood boil every time a certain host (such as Terry Gross) opens her mouth, and yet I find her to be inoffensive or even kind of cute? And vice versa? I very much enjoy several of the NPR hosts who are most vociferously ripped and trashed online.
But if you sound pompous, seductive or inauthentically foreign (even if you really are foreign), lock your doors and turn out the lights. These "fans" are ready to explode! Do not sound gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay -- just spare us that gayness of speech, for crap's sake! Moreover, if your voice is grating or quavery or cloying, put a sock in it (preferably one that is soaked in Tabasco).
The online commenters, as a whole, are repulsed by pretty much everyone. There is vast consternation over David Greene's recent adoption of Renee Montagne's swoopy voice (it's been scooting up so high, he sounds momentarily like a startled little girl), and his fake stutter (which is intended, apparently, to make him sound unscripted) (and which Guy Raz is tentatively trying on for size) (other than that, Raz is disconcertingly inoffensive -- in fact, he sounds like such a regular person that it takes some getting used to. The same goes for the ever-likable, modest, serious and competent Tom Goldman and Howard Berkes, who oddly refuse to regard themselves as Big Stars.) and "Mee-Shell" (ma belle) Norris' come-and-get-me "bedroom voice," which many describe as conveying a fellatial relationship with the microphone. I agree, as I wrote two years ago.
Ironically, she claims to have "one of the most trusted voices in American Journalism."
In January, NPR announced that Norris, who had co-hosted "All Things Considered" for many years, would leave to begin "curating" a new feature, "The Race Card Project" (isn't curation cool? I'm glad so many people are getting to do it now). She would also be producing "signature profiles of leaders in politics, pop culture, business and other fields." Thus, another new "special correspondent" position -- and a damned fun one at that -- had been created within this financially struggling institution. It does seem, though, that she's shaken off the sexpot voice and is contenting herself with sounding like a mature, thoughtful woman. The Race Card endeavor is worthwhile, but it seems like a luxury for an institution that almost seems programmed to keep itself on the verge of bankruptcy.
Audie Cornish replaced Norris on ATC. She has been a reliably circumspect and intelligent presence on NPR for several years.
Both "Morning Edition" and All Things Considered" did very well with one anchor. Then they decided to have two, which makes the scrupulously scripted nature of the programs even more obvious. Now that they're really, really desperate moneywise -- as outgoing CEO Gary Knell confirmed -- both programs have decided they need three achors, adding about $800,000 annually to NPR's deficit.
"For god's sake, some serious shit's going down in the world and you make it sound like a sing-song Broadway show tune," one commenter wrote, referring to the affected musicality of Jackie Lyden's speech.
The thoroughly obnoxious (albeit very smart) Zoe Chase, Ina Jaffe and Allison Aubrey (with her cutsie "squinchy" delivery) have been particular targets. So has Diane Rehm, but I find listeners' intolerance of her vocal disorder to be invalid and cruel. Give her a chance, and you'll soon be inured to the quavery voice. She's a valuable employee.
"NPR touts its 'driveway moments,' but it also has I-want-to-punch-my-radio-until-my-fist-is-bloody moments," another said.
But even I
was stunned by the venom that is expressed on the NPR-related message boards, one of which
has 600 entries (and I read all of them, not becoming bored for a
minute). It's a good thing for all of us that people have an outlet for
all that rage! My god! They are screamingly ALL CAPS and boldfaced hateful. More than one
person talked about the urge to blow up his radio. A lot of them scream at their radios, and I am one of them. Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up, you big-ass poseur!
These are not the kind of reactions that media consumers have toward serious, sober journalistic professionals.
I listen to the BBC before "Morning Edition" comes on at 5 a.m. It is like being in another country, appropriately enough. The "presenters," as they call themselves, talk like normal, intelligent people, whose job it is to manage the purveyance of information. Their expert guests, and their delightful callers from around the world, are the "stars," not they. They are not polished gems who seem to be striving for love and fame. They're just doing a job, like the rest of us, and doing the best they can. Their work requires knowledge, sensitivity and management skills, but you don't notice that unless you're looking for it. What you notice is that you're learning.
Then -- shattering your relaxed, cultivated state of mind -- "Morning Edition" blares forth, in its shrill, "here we are -- your cavalcade of sweethearts!" fashion.
You sense immediately that the curtain has risen on a big-time "production," complete with supposedly nuanced roles, heart-wrenching drama, carefully contrived, tortured, silly segues and attempts at comic relief, accompanied, unfortunately by some fake,
explosive, side-splitting, woodpeckery, stop-on-a-dime guffaws. Thanks for that, Steve. Just what I needed for my decades-long morning sickness. Add to that your sidekick's swoopy-voiced
manipulation, coyness, cuteness, faux delicacy and eyelash-batting
playfulness, and I am ready for the vomitorium.
In Montagne's mouth, words sound like fruity candies, moisturizing her tongue as they roll around deliciously. God! She manages to turn one-syllable words -- such as "act" -- into three syllables! (She has generously taught this laryngeal feat to Jean Cochran, who makes "this" a three-syllable word when she ponderously proclaims, "Th-ii-is...is...N..P..R," as if she were announcing the Second Coming of Christ.)
But seriously: How many times each day do we have to be reminded, "...and I'm Renee Montagne." We know that. Who cares? If you want a platform for your show-offy personality, why don't you do a blog, and let it rip? It works for me. And then "Morning Edition" could be straightforward. You know: professional.
It is NPR's cultivation of a "unique style," and its environment of glowing specialness, that has transformed what I assume were once regular people into grotesque caricatures. They are fancy, pampered people who put on a show -- a highly produced, tightly paced, cynically manipulative show -- for we gentle cows, "out there in the heartland," who listen intently and then agree to be milked.
Each day, another theatrical extravaganza unfolds. One aspect that's particularly irritating is that the hosts, and the reporters they interview (journalists probing journalists -- always a treat), are heavily scripted, but they attempt vainly to sound spontaneous. Thus, their pauses, their stammers, their "groping" for words that are right there in front of them, their "sad feelings" (cue the sad music!) and their bursts of saucy banter, are plotted down to the millisecond.
They are being dishonest toward their audience, and I resent it.
For many years, as I wrote in 2011, I have sensed that NPR has a sort of 'finishing school' for on-air personalities. During this indoctrination, I visualize that reporters and anchors are taught an absurdly unnatural and contrived rhythm of speech that involves odd pauses, obnoxious emphases and pathetically obvious attempts to sound spontaneous, when it is clear, as previously mentioned, that they are reading from a script -- even during what are disingenuously portrayed as unrehearsed interchanges. These scripts are evidently not edited by anyone with a brain (although they do have a number of well-compensated staffers whose title is "editor").
Our benevolent, omniscient "tour guides to today's world" have apparently practiced ad nauseam how to hurtle and flutter their voices, seduce, emotionalize and sickeningly PERSONALIZE their approach to the news, slipping effortlessly from hilarity to hushed, quivery tones of tragedy. They speed up and slow down for no apparent reason other than to give us a chronic case of aural vertigo.
I once tried to keep a log of all the
grammatical errors, redundancies, mangled syntax, misused words,
misappropriated metaphors, misunderstood and/or misstated figures of
speech, and inane, naive or self-evident observations during each day's
"Morning Edition," and I had to give it up because I couldn't get
anything else done -- I just sat there scribbling. NPR personalities
make the kind of errors that you are taught to avoid in Journalism 101,
like not saying "armed gunman," because that is a STUPID thing to say,
just as "pro-Putin supporters" is a stupid thing to say. When Inskeep recently told us about the "birth of a baby boy" (Giuseppe Verdi) I was too weary to yell, "at least he wasn't a teenager!"
NPR brains -- it sometimes appears -- are on autopilot, so the egos can have access to as much neural glucose and ketones as possible.
For years, I didn't understand why some people make fun of NPR, but now I get it. There is a culture there -- that I guess dates back to the Bob Edwards, Susan Stamberg and Linda Wertheimer days (Wertheimer describes herself as a "beloved figure" who has had a "profound" effect on public broadcasting, a characterization that Stamberg must surely feel belongs to her) -- which conveys such self-satisfaction and self-importance that it can actually be refreshing to listen to right-wing radio -- which is garishly straightforward about its ballsy macho ethic and conspiratorial fear-mongering -- or AM news radio, where they actually play it straight.
When the utterly intolerable NPR fund
drives are on, I listen to KSL Newsradio, which is surprisingly
informative and intelligent, with none of the egomaniacal preening that
is so exasperating on NPR. Even the musings of the neighborly Grant and Amanda
seem genuine and mildly amusing. They never make you want to scream
SHUT UP, GROW UP, I HATE YOU.
It must be said, though, that they are never anywhere near NPR at its best, when the hosts get out of the way and allow both experts and ordinary people to suffuse you with the joy of new ideas, decency and courage.
IS MONEY "THE ROOT OF ALL PEOPLE" AT NPR?
In 2012, Poynter writer Andrew Beaujon reported that NPR had plundered its endowment for three of the past four years, which short-lived CEO Gary Knell acknowledged was "unsustainable."
A dollar a year? God -- what is his problem? That's the sort of reasonableness and decency that's going to make everyone else feel totally uncomfortable. Not good for morale, dude. Why don't you go back to selling trousers? Oh sorry, that's Haggar. Well, maybe you should start selling trousers, and let someone with the requisite money-lust take over at NPR. A good pair of pants can do a lot for a man.
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| And NPR could give out Haggar chinos as pledge-drive thank-you gifts! It's a perfect solution. |
SURROUNDINGS SUITED TO FIRST AMENDMENT ROYALTY
Have you ever heard a public radio fund drive that didn't plead desperately for you to keep the whole thing afloat? They portray themselves as always on the verge of vanishing from our lives. "Please help us continue to produce the programming you love!" they repeat incessantly. They remind you of the times "you were so glad that box of Kleenex was nearby," as their expertly calibrated pathos machine once again moved you to tears. They love doing that so much, it's quite unseemly. Ditto with their "driveway moments." We are putty in their hands. Don't you hate being toyed with?
"We know you're listening," they add eerily. "Won't you do your share to ensure that we can keep providing the news and analysis you've come to rely on?"
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| They ask for your pets to pledge, and some do! |
The need is desperate, because no matter how many millions of dollars we dutifully sign over to them, they are going to spend millions more than that.
How do they do it? Well, we've begun to count the ways. And now we have the little matter of NPR's new, LEED-certified, $210 million D.C. "global headquarters" building, which opened in April of 2013. (and after five years in serious deficit, why is this radio enterprise hiring photographers to send all over the world?)
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| The new edifice is "heaven," NPR "legend" Susan Stamberg says. |
It's too "luxe," as far as I am concerned -- not because I resent beautiful work spaces, but because I, as a potential donor, know of a few hundred more sensible ways to target my charitable dollars.
When millions of people are suffering, when human and civil rights are being horribly violated, when the planet is dying, when our democracy becomes more illusory by the day, when animals are exploited and abused all around us, I have no interest whatsoever in financing a gym or gourmet dining for the Chosen Few at NPR. Screw them! Do they have no sense of shame? If they do, it has been buried way, way under their tumescent feelings of entitlement and ultra-importance.
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| NPR's "decrepit" former home. Yuck! Bummer! Tear down these walls! |
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| The voice of "Mother Stamberg" tells you you've arrived. |
NPR was so despondent about its funding hassles, it had to cheer everyone up with these "mood brightening" surroundings.
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| A "defending the public's right to know" atmosphere. Or something like that! |
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| Airy spaces are so important for camaraderie and "the occasional romance." |
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| Glorifying yourself is part of the job at NPR, but it's for the public's benefit. |
CALIFORNIA DREAMING: RENEE GOES FOR THE GOLD (HAIR)
Despite its
ongoing financial emergencies, NPR acquired and equipped a stunning $13
million, 25,000-square-foot production facility, dubbed "NPR
West" in Los Angeles in 2002, and a giddy Renee Montagne was dispatched
to live
her Hollywood dream. She continued her job as co-host of "Morning
Edition," and nothing seemed to change, except that she made frequent
references to the "warm weather, out here in California." It has always
seemed like a vain extravagance.
NPR defended the expenditure, saying the outpost would help it provide better coverage "outside the Beltway," but that is a specious argument. Member stations in every state employ reporters, paid for by donors and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, who are champing at the bit to have their moment in the NPR spotlight.
NPR itself has correspondents stationed all over the place as well -- just not in ego-building digs. We don't need any of the several
NPR reporters who were relocated to the West Coast to cover happenings in Colorado or Oregon.
They're covered. It's redundancy we don't need and can't afford.
An Oct. 8 news story on NPR, is illustrative on several levels. An expose involving 10 "meltdowns" and "power surges" in the past 13 months at the NSA’s $1.2 billion eavesdropping complex outside Salt Lake City was featured in afternoon newscasts (its massive formation of huge, creepy, always-on computers takes up only one-quarter as many square feet as NPR's new headquarters building. Does that say anything about anything?).
NPR defended the expenditure, saying the outpost would help it provide better coverage "outside the Beltway," but that is a specious argument. Member stations in every state employ reporters, paid for by donors and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, who are champing at the bit to have their moment in the NPR spotlight.
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| Renee, before "California" turned her hair gold. |
An Oct. 8 news story on NPR, is illustrative on several levels. An expose involving 10 "meltdowns" and "power surges" in the past 13 months at the NSA’s $1.2 billion eavesdropping complex outside Salt Lake City was featured in afternoon newscasts (its massive formation of huge, creepy, always-on computers takes up only one-quarter as many square feet as NPR's new headquarters building. Does that say anything about anything?).
But NPR correspondent
Howard Berkes (one of the most diligent and likable staffers in the organization) covered the story, rather than having any of the four reporters at
local affiliate station KUER take on the responsibility.
To make matters worse – and this is so typical – NPR didn’t even break the story. It didn’t do any investigative reporting whatsoever, or serve any watchdog role. Berkes merely functioned as a conveyance for a powerful probe conducted by the Wall Street Journal. And the Journal relied in part on the oversight of the Army Corps of Engineers to get the story.
There is no evidence that NPR brought anything to this story, except a bill for its donors to pay. Its coverage was essentially a “retweet,” and our local reporters were left out of the loop. (To be clear: this is not Berkes' typical modus operandi, but it is very common at NPR.)
To make matters worse – and this is so typical – NPR didn’t even break the story. It didn’t do any investigative reporting whatsoever, or serve any watchdog role. Berkes merely functioned as a conveyance for a powerful probe conducted by the Wall Street Journal. And the Journal relied in part on the oversight of the Army Corps of Engineers to get the story.
There is no evidence that NPR brought anything to this story, except a bill for its donors to pay. Its coverage was essentially a “retweet,” and our local reporters were left out of the loop. (To be clear: this is not Berkes' typical modus operandi, but it is very common at NPR.)
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| The NSA's biggest data farm, in Bluffdale, Utah, won't be opening on time. Good! |
"There's a certain cachet to having a bureau out here," Montagne said, shortly after getting settled in. And cachet is such a worthy cause, dear listeners! Cash and cachet are two of NPR's favorite things!
The great thing is that celebrities drop by, and I mean real celebrities, not NPR poseurs. Mediabistro reported on a particularly thrilling week in which Brad Pitt and George Clooney turned the newsroom into a swooning uproar. On top of that, "Modern Family" taped a segment there!
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| Poor George Clooney didn't expect to be mobbed by squealing NPR "journalists." |
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| NPR West: an outburst of grandiosity and wannabe glamor. |
The new building, which was designed to accommodate 90 employees, "is a gorgeous mix of practicality and industrial charm," according to the NPR blog. "The owners before us made some lovely renovations including planters in the polished concrete floors." The facility has "furniture and wall art worthy of a Silicon Valley start-up," the Los Angeles Times recently reported.
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| NPR West boasts a noteworthy contemporary art collection. |
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| "NPR folks have a love for the finest technology," a staffer told the Times. |
"The timing is somewhat awkward, since NPR is trying to balance its budget by cutting about 10 percent of its work force," the New York Times observed.
"The (Weekend ATC) theme music was even freshened a bit. NPR also just wanted to send a few more people west." In fact, the show's entire staff was relocated, at considerable cost, even after NPR West was forced to lay off dozens of existing staffers. Bizarro world! Host Guy Raz has been tasked with "rebranding" the program, the Los Angeles Times says. Branding, marketing, targeting and focus-grouping are taking up way too much of NPR's intellectual bandwidth these days.
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| Can (and should) Guy Raz bring a "West Coast vibe" to Weekend ATC? |
Despite the layoffs and cancellations, one on-air personality at NPR West described looking out his window a couple of years ago at "a parking lot filled with Saabs and Volvos as far as the eye can see." Those are what I call "brands." And they wonder why we stereotype them!
DON'T LET MONEY FOOL YOU
Almighty dollar
I know money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime
Money can drive some people out of their minds
I know money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime
Money can drive some people out of their minds
the O'Jays, 1973
NPR has publicly admitted to deficit problems -- consistently spending
more than it takes in, no matter how much it takes in -- since 1983.But whatever happened to the much-ballyhooed $235 million contribution by McDonald's heiress Joan Kroc in 2003, which NPR described as ""the largest monetary gift ever received by an American cultural institution"? NPR staffers were openly ecstatic, speculating about what this would mean for them.
When the helplessly repugnant Renee Montagne was asked how the Kroc windfall might affect NPR, she said, "Well, I certainly hope the hotels we stay in will have sheets with a higher thread count." That's our girl -- shamelessly exuding the NPR ethos and value system. Not long after that, she got a raise, even as dozens of her colleagues were being laid off, due to "tight finances."
The San Francisco Chronicle asserted the Kroc gift would "ensure financial stability for NPR for a generation."
It didn't ensure financial stability for five minutes. The deficits have continued relentlessly. The funds were supposed to go straight into the NPR endowment, generating "at least" $10 million a year in interest income, in perpetuity, the NPR web site emphasized. But the endowment has been plundered so many times to cover "unforeseen expenses" that last year's payout was down to $3 million.
Sorry Ms. Kroc, you dear woman.That's what you get for trying to help people like these.
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| Joan Kroc -- an heiress determined to help the world. |
THE GENTEEL SEDUCTION OF THE GENTLE HEIRESS
The story of how Kroc's gift was made "offers a glimpse of how, in the world of philanthropy, small human interactions may form the foundation of major financial donations," the Los Angeles Times wrote in December 2003, two months after the heiress's death from brain cancer.
To me, it offers a glimpse into just how sleazy and predatory fund-raising can be.
"The biggest surprise was the out-of-nowhere nature of the bequest," the San Francisco Chronicle reported at the time.
But it was not out of nowhere. It was out of Somewhere, and that somewhere is the slick, focused, calculated, vulturish world of big-time fund solicitation. Joan Kroc, who would die within the year, was courted by the Elegant Men at the Top of NPR. She was expertly groomed to give, and then to give more. She was wined and dined. She was fed a storybook version of NPR's ideals and financial rectitude. She was given reassurances that died right along with her.
As far as I know, this episode has never been covered properly. It makes me ill, no matter how "sound" her cancer-filled brain may have been.
The whole affair unfolded after Mrs. Kroc sent a $5 million donation to her local public radio station, KPBS, in San Diego. Stephanie Bergsma, associate general manager at KPBS radio, dutifully called the top brass at NPR and essentially said, "there seems to be some big money here, guys."
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| Feed that beast, Mrs. Kroc. art by Max Ernst |
Klose, a former foreign correspondent, "spoke passionately about journalism," the Times was told.
Klose "was on a scouting mission," says Richard Starmann, described as Kroc's friend and advisor. But not a Boy Scouting mission, which might have required more honor and less salivation.
Klose again flew West and visited Kroc the following March, six months before her death. For Kroc, "the philanthropic was always personal; she needed to feel a connection with those she intended to help," friends told the Times. Klose made sure he kept that connection going.
As the summer progressed, Kroc's health faltered. "She had not thought that she would make it to her (75th) birthday [Aug. 27]," says Joyce Neu, executive director of the Joan B. Kroc Institute for Peace & Justice at the University of San Diego.
The Times describes how thing then unfolded: "On Aug. 22, however, she called...Klose and a few others to say she would be holding a party on the following Wednesday.
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| The house that hamburgers built, golden arches not included. |
"Toasts were offered to Kroc. Klose gave her a Russian lacquered box, a memento of his days as a reporter based in Moscow for the Washington Post, and reminded her of his commitment to foreign reporting. (Guess what? NPR's dispatches from Moscow continue to come from the Washington Post.)
"When Kroc greeted Klose, she gripped him with both hands and beamed up at him," the Times account continues. "We're really going to do great things together," she said. Slender, elegant and energetic, Kroc had not given Klose any indication that she was seriously ill. Only then, he claimed, did he realize that she was sick and determined to make a final gesture to NPR.
"In her will, Kroc left gifts of $50 million to peace institutes that bear her name at the University of San Diego and the University of Notre Dame in South Bend, Ind.," the Times reported. "She gave $10 million to the San Diego Opera and $5 million to KPBS. And she gave NPR the largest gift in its history. Her donation came with no strings attached, save its structure: $175 million of it (was) to be held by the NPR Foundation, to generate approximately $10 million annually in interest in perpetuity."
Ah yes: perpetuity. Don't count on it. When you donate money, it's prudent to expect that those who have been acting as obeisant handmaidens, curtsying and kissing your hand, will do whatever they want with it.
(Last month, the Los Angeles Times reported that a massive statue, depicting the horror of nuclear war and paid for by Kroc -- a $250,000 "investment in peace" -- will probably be torn down, for both political and financial reasons, despite its popularity and official landmark status. More good intentions down the tubes.)
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| Paul Conrad's "Chain Reaction." Of course it's not pretty -- it's nuclear war! |
THE BON FEU OF THE VANITIES
There are several message boards on which NPR listeners argue about which program host is the most detestable, the most insufferable, the most worthy of being impaled and set on fire. One of the most interesting aspects of researching this post has been to realize how people get blindly freaked out by such a wide range of "tics": Each idiosyncrasy of speech and personality that a radio star displays has its own cult of haters. The New Yorker described NPR's highly cultivated style as "mentholated," and the silliness of it has been parodied on SNL's "Delicious Dish."
The psychology of it is interesting. Why does your blood boil every time a certain host (such as Terry Gross) opens her mouth, and yet I find her to be inoffensive or even kind of cute? And vice versa? I very much enjoy several of the NPR hosts who are most vociferously ripped and trashed online.
But if you sound pompous, seductive or inauthentically foreign (even if you really are foreign), lock your doors and turn out the lights. These "fans" are ready to explode! Do not sound gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay -- just spare us that gayness of speech, for crap's sake! Moreover, if your voice is grating or quavery or cloying, put a sock in it (preferably one that is soaked in Tabasco).
The online commenters, as a whole, are repulsed by pretty much everyone. There is vast consternation over David Greene's recent adoption of Renee Montagne's swoopy voice (it's been scooting up so high, he sounds momentarily like a startled little girl), and his fake stutter (which is intended, apparently, to make him sound unscripted) (and which Guy Raz is tentatively trying on for size) (other than that, Raz is disconcertingly inoffensive -- in fact, he sounds like such a regular person that it takes some getting used to. The same goes for the ever-likable, modest, serious and competent Tom Goldman and Howard Berkes, who oddly refuse to regard themselves as Big Stars.) and "Mee-Shell" (ma belle) Norris' come-and-get-me "bedroom voice," which many describe as conveying a fellatial relationship with the microphone. I agree, as I wrote two years ago.
Ironically, she claims to have "one of the most trusted voices in American Journalism."
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| Michelle's son hates her inauthentic "radio voice." |
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| Audie has remained delightfully straightforward, serious and modest (so far). |
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of the most trusted voices in American Journalism. - See more at:
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Melissa Block, who for years eluded the "style police" at NPR, and had a modest, level, serious-minded delivery that was extremely refreshing, has clearly been ordered to "put a smile" in her voice, and to bring a lighthearted bemusement to her presentations. Poor girl -- it's pretty excruciating. Why didn't they leave her alone? "For god's sake, some serious shit's going down in the world and you make it sound like a sing-song Broadway show tune," one commenter wrote, referring to the affected musicality of Jackie Lyden's speech.
The thoroughly obnoxious (albeit very smart) Zoe Chase, Ina Jaffe and Allison Aubrey (with her cutsie "squinchy" delivery) have been particular targets. So has Diane Rehm, but I find listeners' intolerance of her vocal disorder to be invalid and cruel. Give her a chance, and you'll soon be inured to the quavery voice. She's a valuable employee.
"NPR touts its 'driveway moments,' but it also has I-want-to-punch-my-radio-until-my-fist-is-bloody moments," another said.
"A
lot of the female hosts are really precious about
over-enunciation. A
lot of times, the people they interview start to ape their haughty and
reverential tones," an unusually mild-mannered listener wrote.
Some wondered if NPR has a diabolically designed microphone that distorts its personalities' delivery to confer a more uniform hauteur and cadence. Several even suggested particular brands of microphone that might be tweaked to perform this feat.
My intolerance is not as wide-ranging as that of some listeners, but it is just as intense. I thought I was just being my usual wacko self to be so chronically agitated by certain of the stud muffins and puff pastries who pollute my life with their narcissism and melodrama. They are enchanted with themselves. It is not the substance of what they are saying that grips their attention: It is the way in which their every word and breath, every poignant pause, every delicious lilt and efflorescence of insight, that make them stars. And being a star is what it's all about. NPR has its own tiresomely debonair "culture of celebrity."
Some wondered if NPR has a diabolically designed microphone that distorts its personalities' delivery to confer a more uniform hauteur and cadence. Several even suggested particular brands of microphone that might be tweaked to perform this feat.
My intolerance is not as wide-ranging as that of some listeners, but it is just as intense. I thought I was just being my usual wacko self to be so chronically agitated by certain of the stud muffins and puff pastries who pollute my life with their narcissism and melodrama. They are enchanted with themselves. It is not the substance of what they are saying that grips their attention: It is the way in which their every word and breath, every poignant pause, every delicious lilt and efflorescence of insight, that make them stars. And being a star is what it's all about. NPR has its own tiresomely debonair "culture of celebrity."
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| I'm adorable! |
These are not the kind of reactions that media consumers have toward serious, sober journalistic professionals.
I listen to the BBC before "Morning Edition" comes on at 5 a.m. It is like being in another country, appropriately enough. The "presenters," as they call themselves, talk like normal, intelligent people, whose job it is to manage the purveyance of information. Their expert guests, and their delightful callers from around the world, are the "stars," not they. They are not polished gems who seem to be striving for love and fame. They're just doing a job, like the rest of us, and doing the best they can. Their work requires knowledge, sensitivity and management skills, but you don't notice that unless you're looking for it. What you notice is that you're learning.
Then -- shattering your relaxed, cultivated state of mind -- "Morning Edition" blares forth, in its shrill, "here we are -- your cavalcade of sweethearts!" fashion.
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| We have arrived! Daytime can now officially begin, for "the little people." |
In Montagne's mouth, words sound like fruity candies, moisturizing her tongue as they roll around deliciously. God! She manages to turn one-syllable words -- such as "act" -- into three syllables! (She has generously taught this laryngeal feat to Jean Cochran, who makes "this" a three-syllable word when she ponderously proclaims, "Th-ii-is...is...N..P..R," as if she were announcing the Second Coming of Christ.)
But seriously: How many times each day do we have to be reminded, "...and I'm Renee Montagne." We know that. Who cares? If you want a platform for your show-offy personality, why don't you do a blog, and let it rip? It works for me. And then "Morning Edition" could be straightforward. You know: professional.
It is NPR's cultivation of a "unique style," and its environment of glowing specialness, that has transformed what I assume were once regular people into grotesque caricatures. They are fancy, pampered people who put on a show -- a highly produced, tightly paced, cynically manipulative show -- for we gentle cows, "out there in the heartland," who listen intently and then agree to be milked.
Each day, another theatrical extravaganza unfolds. One aspect that's particularly irritating is that the hosts, and the reporters they interview (journalists probing journalists -- always a treat), are heavily scripted, but they attempt vainly to sound spontaneous. Thus, their pauses, their stammers, their "groping" for words that are right there in front of them, their "sad feelings" (cue the sad music!) and their bursts of saucy banter, are plotted down to the millisecond.
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| "It's so, um....it's just hard, really...to convey, you know, the scope of the tragedy." |
For many years, as I wrote in 2011, I have sensed that NPR has a sort of 'finishing school' for on-air personalities. During this indoctrination, I visualize that reporters and anchors are taught an absurdly unnatural and contrived rhythm of speech that involves odd pauses, obnoxious emphases and pathetically obvious attempts to sound spontaneous, when it is clear, as previously mentioned, that they are reading from a script -- even during what are disingenuously portrayed as unrehearsed interchanges. These scripts are evidently not edited by anyone with a brain (although they do have a number of well-compensated staffers whose title is "editor").
Our benevolent, omniscient "tour guides to today's world" have apparently practiced ad nauseam how to hurtle and flutter their voices, seduce, emotionalize and sickeningly PERSONALIZE their approach to the news, slipping effortlessly from hilarity to hushed, quivery tones of tragedy. They speed up and slow down for no apparent reason other than to give us a chronic case of aural vertigo.
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| "Oh, the humanity!" |
NPR brains -- it sometimes appears -- are on autopilot, so the egos can have access to as much neural glucose and ketones as possible.
For years, I didn't understand why some people make fun of NPR, but now I get it. There is a culture there -- that I guess dates back to the Bob Edwards, Susan Stamberg and Linda Wertheimer days (Wertheimer describes herself as a "beloved figure" who has had a "profound" effect on public broadcasting, a characterization that Stamberg must surely feel belongs to her) -- which conveys such self-satisfaction and self-importance that it can actually be refreshing to listen to right-wing radio -- which is garishly straightforward about its ballsy macho ethic and conspiratorial fear-mongering -- or AM news radio, where they actually play it straight.
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| "Beloved" Wertheimer brings "unique insights," she says. |
It must be said, though, that they are never anywhere near NPR at its best, when the hosts get out of the way and allow both experts and ordinary people to suffuse you with the joy of new ideas, decency and courage.
In 2012, Poynter writer Andrew Beaujon reported that NPR had plundered its endowment for three of the past four years, which short-lived CEO Gary Knell acknowledged was "unsustainable."
"NPR
has been withdrawing from the bank, and we can’t keep doing that,” he said. “We
have to be at break-even or be in a positive position on an annual basis, or I
can tell you at some point we’re going to have to turn the lights off."
Ah yes: the old "turn the lights off" threat. Haven't we been hearing that since 1972?
NPR continues to
accumulate yearly deficits -- this coming year's is expected to reach
$6.1 million -- but the lights are still blazing away. Especially the
spotlights, on all those "beloved personalities."
The week before NPR's most recent pledge drive began, it announced a 10 percent cutback in its staff (the last significant cutbacks came in late 2008, when about 8 percent of the staff was laid off ).
(UPDATE Dec. 15, 2013: "NPR has amassed nearly $17 million in grants to increase substantially its coverage of education and global health and development, and finance creation of a new mobile and web platform that is expected to allow it to reach more listeners and better compete with outside aggregators of public radio content." http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/16/business/media/npr-gets-17-million-in-grants-to-expand-coverage-and-develop-digital-platform.html)
NPR, like many nonprofits, has long complained of funding shortfalls and chronic deficits. The first major one that was made public -- "an almost fatal setback" -- was in 1983, when Congress was scandalized by its $7 million deficit, a number that was unheard of 30 years ago. NPR's president resigned amid an investigation, CPB provided a loan to avert public radio's bankruptcy, and the funding mechanism was shuffled in a superficially dramatic but essentially meaningless way.
NPR's 2012 budget was listed as $192,503,942 in an audited report by LarsenAllen LLP, but the tax consulting firm distanced itself from its own overview by observing that it had been unable to apply "generally accepted accounting principles." NPR's "failure to consolidate entities that meet the definition of affiliated entities" prevented LarsenAllen from providing "a complete presentation of the consolidated financial position, results of operations, and cash flows."
I have no idea what this means, but it sounds like NPR is, as
usual, holding tight to its "special place" in America's heart, exempt
from the ordinary rules. Consistent with this attitude, it also is "surprisingly unable (or unwilling) to give a precise
number" regarding the percentage of its revenue that comes from the federal government, according to Vanity Fair's
2012 investigation, "National Public Rodeo."
The "non-commercial" enterprise does admit that it gets more than a quarter of its budget from commercial sponsors, and the "acknowledgments" it runs constantly are in fact commercials ("The Herman Miller Aeron Chair, now available in true black."),
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| Plunging us all into intellectual darkness. |
The week before NPR's most recent pledge drive began, it announced a 10 percent cutback in its staff (the last significant cutbacks came in late 2008, when about 8 percent of the staff was laid off ).
(UPDATE Dec. 15, 2013: "NPR has amassed nearly $17 million in grants to increase substantially its coverage of education and global health and development, and finance creation of a new mobile and web platform that is expected to allow it to reach more listeners and better compete with outside aggregators of public radio content." http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/16/business/media/npr-gets-17-million-in-grants-to-expand-coverage-and-develop-digital-platform.html)
NPR, like many nonprofits, has long complained of funding shortfalls and chronic deficits. The first major one that was made public -- "an almost fatal setback" -- was in 1983, when Congress was scandalized by its $7 million deficit, a number that was unheard of 30 years ago. NPR's president resigned amid an investigation, CPB provided a loan to avert public radio's bankruptcy, and the funding mechanism was shuffled in a superficially dramatic but essentially meaningless way.
NPR's 2012 budget was listed as $192,503,942 in an audited report by LarsenAllen LLP, but the tax consulting firm distanced itself from its own overview by observing that it had been unable to apply "generally accepted accounting principles." NPR's "failure to consolidate entities that meet the definition of affiliated entities" prevented LarsenAllen from providing "a complete presentation of the consolidated financial position, results of operations, and cash flows."
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| The auditor can't see what he needs to see. |
The "non-commercial" enterprise does admit that it gets more than a quarter of its budget from commercial sponsors, and the "acknowledgments" it runs constantly are in fact commercials ("The Herman Miller Aeron Chair, now available in true black."),
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| From $629 to $1,129 at Sit4Less. |
and
Medtronic ("Transforming technology to save lives"), the Department of
Homeland Security (is that kind of creepy?), American Express,
Lumosity ("you'll
think quicker, feel clearer, and accomplish more"), MailChimp.com ("core functionality for your email marketing campaigns"), Care.com ("providing a solution to nanny-tax obligations" -- just what I needed!) and "Forever Stamps"
at WalMart. Don't forget about Monsanto, Archer Daniels Midland,
The Vanguard Group, American Express, Lockheed Martin, GM, State Farm, and Citibank, among
many others.
"Love: It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru." Not that they're advertising Subarus. They're advertising love.
"Public-radio listeners will be encouraged to turn to a certified
financial planner for investment guidance when advertisements touting
CFPs hit NPR this fall, as part of a $40 million campaign," Investment News reported a year ago. "Love: It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru." Not that they're advertising Subarus. They're advertising love.
NPR gets underwriting support from publishers and movie distributors whose products it reviews. Its so-called "firewall" has been in flames quite a few times.
In August, 2013, AdWeek reported that NPR will begin running major advertising on its web site. " 'Center Stage' features oversized creative and video 'baked in'," the article explained.
THE 'NEW VOICE' OF NPR: "annoying teenager-like sibilance"
Starting in November, a new voice will be heard proclaiming NPR's sponsorships. It will be "one of the most heard in radio broadcasting," according to media analyst Jim Romenesco, who adds that NPR did a massive search for "a clear, confident and welcoming voice."
There's already a "great and gathering storm" of controversy on the Internet over her "scratchy," "irritating," "fried" vocal style. You can listen to it here: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thisisnpr/2013/10/23/237018668/announcer-profile-all-things-considered-this-is-a-dream-career). Why on earth did they pick this person? All they needed was a pleasant voice, and hers isn't. What kind of crazy Groupthink resulted in her victory over more than 400 applicants?
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| Shouldn't we give her a lollipop, or a baby, rather than a high-powered broadcast position? |
UPDATE Feb. 10, 2015: After thousands of complaints, NPR has replaced Sabrina with a mature, seasoned, confident-sounding new announcer, Jessica Hansen. Hansen is the former AMERICAN UNIVERSITY News-Talk WAMU/WASHINGTON underwriting announcer. See more coverage at http://www.current.org/2015/02/npr-making-changes-to-voice-of-underwriting-credits/. I think she's very good. She isn't trying to sound adorable and huggable and vulnerable!
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| Jessica Hansen has an air of solid professionalism. |
SO MUCH FOR BEING "WELL ENDOWED"
The NPR endowment is supposed to be left alone, purportedly so it can generate $10 million annually to supplement the operating budget. But last year's interest income was just $3 million, as the endowment has lost its inviolability by being repeatedly raided to cover shortfalls.
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| Endowments are intended to provide ongoing sustenance. |
Although there are solid arguments against his demand that all taxpayer dollars be removed from public broadcasting, his description of the interest group's ferocious and expensive campaign to keep its privileged status intact can't be dismissed. Public broadcasting is a fiefdom that doesn't hesitate to enlist its clueless, tote bag-carrying serfs in its perpetual war to remain in the castle, high on the hill.
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| "We are special, and you are listeners." |
Compensation has been a thorny issue for years, as public broadcasters have tried to finagle personal wealth and privilege, despite their nonprofit and tax-subsidized status. Way back in fiscal 1996, six officers at PBS and two at NPR were paid more than the $148,400 salary cap imposed by Congress, according to figures on the networks' tax returns reported by Current.org. PBS and NPR chairmen had made forays on Capitol Hill in 1995 to lobby for repeal of the salary cap and for tens of thousands in bonuses to "compensate" for "low pay." When Congress said no, they ignored the cap, which has since been wiped off the books.
In the 1980s, after Congress heard that PBS had subsidized a home mortgage for then-President Larry Grossman, Congress added a sentence "discouraging" interest-free loans by PBS or NPR to employees.
In fiscal year 2003, NPR established two deferred compensation plans to provide "certain highly compensated employees" the ability to defer a portion of their compensation to provide supplemental retirement benefits. In other words, it created tax shelters for the richest staffers. For the others, a generous retirement program was established within the operating budget. Employer contributions to this program rose 35 percent from 2010 to 2011, just after the whole crew moved into the fabulous new headquarters building and declared, "We're more broke than ever!"
SIXTEEN TONS: WHAT DO YOU GET?
Another day older, and deeper in debt. NPR continues to amass yearly deficits, as if it were the U.S. government.
DO YOU HAVE THE DRIVE TO PLEDGE?
I wonder if those tens of thousands of decent, ordinary Americans who "do their share" to support public-radio programming have any idea how their money is being spent. I doubt it. If they did know, would they keep on giving, or would they demand some austerity, and compensation that reflects the economic situation that the rest of us confront? Perhaps NPR sees us as "bottom feeders," who are so focused on finding something to eat way down here that we never look up and see them splashing lavishly in the sunlight.
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| "I'd love a hazlenut filled with Kaluhua-coffee gelato." |
I have worked for several nonprofits, and also for the taxpayers of New York. My colleagues and I gladly accepted much lower pay than we would have received in the private sector. We wouldn't have had it any other way. Working for a cause is a calling, and it is a solemn trust. We had cheap, bare-bones offices with linoleum floors and decades-old metal desks. No touches of comfort or beauty anywhere. We didn't care! Anything more would have offended our sensibilities.
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| We tried. They died. |
Working for public broadcasting -- and for any high-minded nonprofit -- is a privilege. Those who want to make a lot of money should stick to the corporate world. There are plenty of enterprising, talented, creative and charming people who would love to work in public broadcasting, and would do it for a modest paycheck.
There are so many perks to working in public broadcasting. Imagine getting to be the likable, dignified Robert Siegel. What a blast! What an ego trip! You are regarded with respect and affection by a large audience, just for doing your job. How many of the rest of us can say that? You get to be on a first-name basis with the most powerful people in the world. You work in a dynamic environment that provides constant intellectual stimulation. You have great prestige. Each day, as you walk into NPR headquarters, you have the sense that you are working for a venerable enterprise with a global scope.
You don't need trousers bulging with cash on top of that. How many millions of donor dollars have been paid to Mr. Siegel? Doesn't he have enough by now? He might think it's none of our business, but of course it is.
If NPR employees won't work for $50,000 a year, they can easily be replaced, probably by people who would bring more vitality and a bracing "watchdog" mentality to the role. We need that.
In my community, which is known for its low-wage workforce and the highest student-teacher ratio in the nation, our public broadcasting stations are ensconced in the $16 million, 100,000-square-foot Eccles Broadcast Center.
Is that not quite gauche? How does it make those who aren't affluent feel? I think it makes all of us feel like bait, whatever our economic circumstance. It objectifies and commodifies us, turning us into "target markets" and "revenue streams." It's typical of an enterprise that can never get enough money and coldly uses us for its self-perpetuation.
The local pledge drive, which would turn me off from donating even if I were otherwise planning to, focuses -- as is the norm nationwide -- on the need for programming fees to "continue bringing you the stories you love and that you would never hear anywhere else."
I believe the vast majority of those who just contributed a total of $540,000 to the station's semiannual "Begathon" would at the very least have had second thoughts if they knew how much money is being paid to those who pleaded abjectly, obnoxiously and (at times, I think) drunkenly for money, with good-natured help from the development director of the public TV station, KUED, who gets paid $104,000. KUER's station manager earns $110,000. The development director: $97,510. The three staffers who together produce a daily one-hour talk program (it's excellent, but that's not relevant to the current discussion) earn more than $200,000 combined. Audio engineer: $88,000. News director: $86,751. To complicate matters, these are considered to be public employees, affiliated with the University, so their salaries come from tax coffers. Do listeners who are asked to pledge funds to the station (and whose median income is $35,000) realize that they already have made a substantial contribution? KUER should at least inform its audience that employees are compensated with tax dollars, and how much they are compensated, before requesting additional support.
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have prestigious, rewarding, plum, pleasant jobs in tasteful surroundings. It’s a
cool life. During the pledge drive, they gushed about how much they love and look forward to their work.
"It's a privilege," one said.
"It's a blast," another added.
It's also a con game, nationwide. Welfare for the rich, perks for the privileged, a life of status and esteem and "total fun" for a select few.
Paid for by you.
Paid for by you.
I am tired. I had planned to plunge into the world of public television -- and I did do the research -- but I don't feel like writing it now. Gwen, Judy, Big Bird and all those repugnant "infomercial" pledge drives will have to wait awhile for my assault. Sorry, guys! It could happen at any moment. Or never. It's a tough job, and somebody needs to do it.
