From "nicotine replacement" to gourmet indulgence
Vaping has become a foodie's dream: luscious, calorie-free confections. |
(October 2013) If you want to put your lips together and blow something delicious, you have so many choices, it will take your breath away: More than 7,000 flavors are now available and, by one estimate, nearly 250 more are being introduced every month, according to a recent article in the New York Times.
I am craving
cotton candy so much right now. But the butterscotch, creme brulee and
fudge brownies are calling my name, too. On days like
this, it's best to just close up shop, kick back in your La-Z-Boy
recliner (preferably with a view of the clouds outside), and devote
yourself to creating sweet clouds of your own.
For decades now, smoking has generally been regarded as a "vice," and a
"dirty habit,." even by smokers themselves. Then, e-cigarettes
stampeded into the market, with the head-tossing ebullience of wild
horses. They offered a "clean," stylish, infinitely safer alternative to
smoking. A passionate, activist vaping community has sprung up almost
overnight, throughout the U.S. and Europe.
From blueberry cheesecake, to English toffee to pumpkin pie to bacon French toast: Have one of each! |
E-cigarettes
are perhaps the most charming fraud of our new millennium. They fail to
do the precise thing they are supposed to do -- give us a "drug fix" --
and yet we love them. That's a lovely irony! We've been gypped, in a
good way.
THE DREAM COME TRUE: AN ENDLESS DESSERT BUFFET
Yes, my people: You CAN vape tiramisu. We've come a long way, baby. |
And the e-cig
phenomenon has unexpectedly unleashed innovative alternatives for
achieving the pleasure that dangerous tobacco cigarettes have provided
for generations -- alternatives that have little to do with nicotine,
but that transform "vaping" into a whole new phenomenon: an endless banquet of luscious sensation.
I have never in my life heard people rave so incessantly about flavor -- not even the foodiest of foodies! I have never heard even the most discerning wine connoisseurs wax poetic about the "notes" and "palate feel" of a special vintage with the same ardency as do vapers describing the latest e-juice concoction.
Luscious juice is on the loose. But what kind of chemicals are used for our inhalatory joy? Nick Oxford / New York Times. |
I have never in my life heard people rave so incessantly about flavor -- not even the foodiest of foodies! I have never heard even the most discerning wine connoisseurs wax poetic about the "notes" and "palate feel" of a special vintage with the same ardency as do vapers describing the latest e-juice concoction.
Kiwi, mango, berry and vanilla cookie, all in one euphoric vape. |
E-cigs have a powerful placebo effect in those who are "addicted" to
nicotine. It is expressed succinctly and memorably by one of the world's top
tobacco researchers, and one of my most helpful correspondents, Dr. Ricarrdo Polosa, Professor of Internal Medicine
at the University of Catania, in Italy:
“An e-cigarette is not a cessation device but a sensation device.”
And what a nice sensation it is -- much nicer than cigarettes ever were. It is sleek, clean and delicious.
SMOKING WITHOUT SMOKING, AND EATING WITHOUT EATING
Polosa elaborates: "The e-cigarette -- a much safer product that can reproduce the experience of 'smoking without smoking' -- is a revolutionary opportunity for smokers, who now can pursue abstinence without giving up the pleasure that derives from their smoking behavior."
Pleasure. |
There is something very primal about all of this. We want to
suck and blow -- we can't help it! We want to be cloud-makers! We want fragrant flavors
wafting through us! We need to keep our oral apparatus pleasantly
occupied, one way or another. This may be infantile, from a
psychological point of view, but it's a very common fixation, as both
smokers and overeaters know only too well.
This desire has created a blossoming
industry whose exuberance and dynamism I hope will slay the nicotine
purveyors.
"Vaping" is the new "juicing." |
The
most experienced, dedicated and discerning "vapers" have created a
magnificently monstrous new obsession. I think this is fun and kind of funny. Their PVs look more like musical instruments or weapons than cigarettes. Some of them are big, mean machines. But according
to their web sites and blogs, to store proprietors I've interviewed,
and to emails I've received, the goal is INTENSE FLAVOR, INTENSE HEAT/
THROAT SENSATION AND LOTS OF VAPOR -- NOT NICOTINE. All those buttons and gauges allow them to tweak everything, except nicotine.
Heaven: Pound cake, cream filling, buttery icing, nuts, mocha, and fruits, forever. |
THE 'PURPLE DRAGON' WILL SET YOU ABLAZE
They rave about the
newest flavors: "Have you tried Purple Dragon? Shit, man, it's better
than sex." Or, "Hey, thanks for the tip about Pineapple Rum. It really
chilled me out."
The flavor biz is going wild. I thought it was silly at first. I wanted a plain, menthol e-cig that looked just like a homely, olden-days tobacco cigarette. But the "foodie" aspect of vaping is intriguing. It seems that every day, dozens of new flavors are put online. And now that they've all done the fruits and common confections and beverages, they're creating unheard-of palate pleasers, some of them with "secret recipes."
Joe
Petner of Vaper Joe’s predicts juice will continue to become "more
and more boutique style with fancier packaging, labels, and unique shaped
bottles."
Phil Busardo, of Taste Your Juice, writes in Duworth's excelllent Ashtray Blog, "I think we’re going to see more and more liquid companies doing things the right way. Clean rooms, immaculate mixing facilities, documented processes, correct air handling systems, etc. I think these are the e-liquid companies who will be around for the long haul. Self regulation is the key to success here. More focus on airflow and where it’s provided. This will allow the ability to tailor your device to the e-liquid you’re using or the environment you’re using it in. Juice flow control would help out here as well. Different heating elements. More power and safer devices."
The flavor biz is going wild. I thought it was silly at first. I wanted a plain, menthol e-cig that looked just like a homely, olden-days tobacco cigarette. But the "foodie" aspect of vaping is intriguing. It seems that every day, dozens of new flavors are put online. And now that they've all done the fruits and common confections and beverages, they're creating unheard-of palate pleasers, some of them with "secret recipes."
Peanut butter! Over your palate and out your nose! What could be more divine? |
The flavor is the thing -- not the nicotine -- and there are no calories! |
Phil Busardo, of Taste Your Juice, writes in Duworth's excelllent Ashtray Blog, "I think we’re going to see more and more liquid companies doing things the right way. Clean rooms, immaculate mixing facilities, documented processes, correct air handling systems, etc. I think these are the e-liquid companies who will be around for the long haul. Self regulation is the key to success here. More focus on airflow and where it’s provided. This will allow the ability to tailor your device to the e-liquid you’re using or the environment you’re using it in. Juice flow control would help out here as well. Different heating elements. More power and safer devices."
Ah, feel the fruitiness of nature rippling through your head! Sweet! |
Bloog Vaping seems to be the perfect example of what Busardo hopes to see: "companies doing things the right way."
Although it lacks the mega-financing to launch flashy promotional
campaigns, its dedication to quality directly addresses the health and
safety concerns that so many -- including vapers -- have raised about
this new phenomenon.
Disclaimer: Bloog graciously sent me nine bottles of e-liquid to try, at no charge, even though I informed them that I was not a "reviewer" of juice, and that if I did express my opinions, they might be negative. To offset somewhat their gift, I purchased my "hardware" from Bloog. I have never used anything but a pre-packaged, ready-to-use, WalMart e-cig, so I'm having to learn how to screw things together (not my strong suit) and fill tiny containers with fluids (will it be worth it? I'll soon find out).
Disclaimer: Bloog graciously sent me nine bottles of e-liquid to try, at no charge, even though I informed them that I was not a "reviewer" of juice, and that if I did express my opinions, they might be negative. To offset somewhat their gift, I purchased my "hardware" from Bloog. I have never used anything but a pre-packaged, ready-to-use, WalMart e-cig, so I'm having to learn how to screw things together (not my strong suit) and fill tiny containers with fluids (will it be worth it? I'll soon find out).
Bloog e-liquid, produced by NicoPremia, is the first liquid that is manufactured in a pharmaceutical facility located in the United States, according to the company's web site. The facility is FDA-registered and DEA-certified.
Bloog Viquid™ is made with U.S.-sourced ingredients that have achieved USP, (United States Pharmacopoeia), designation and is manufactured using cGMP, (Current Good Manufacturing Process), processes. Bloog requires official certificates of analysis from an FDA-approved, DEA-certified facility, and pass all FDA stability tests, the web site states.
If this industry is to succeed, and be worthy of success, we'll need to see more of this kind of dedication.
MASTER MIXOLOGIST GOES FOR YOUR 'WATTAGE SWEET SPOT'
A case study: Kent Brooks is proprietor and "master mixologist" at NicoTicket.com (he is also a licensed clinical mental health professional -- what a nice combination). His firm was the overwhelming winner in all of the best-flavor categories at the Electronic Cigarette Forum convention in 2013, and was named Vendor of the Year.
If this industry is to succeed, and be worthy of success, we'll need to see more of this kind of dedication.
MASTER MIXOLOGIST GOES FOR YOUR 'WATTAGE SWEET SPOT'
A case study: Kent Brooks is proprietor and "master mixologist" at NicoTicket.com (he is also a licensed clinical mental health professional -- what a nice combination). His firm was the overwhelming winner in all of the best-flavor categories at the Electronic Cigarette Forum convention in 2013, and was named Vendor of the Year.
He creates the recipes for all of his flavors, which include FreNilla, a creamy french vanilla liquid that is "highly variable with regard to a wattage sweet spot," as well as Custard's Last Stand, and Doodle, a tribute to the beloved Snickerdoodle cookie, with its hint of ginger.
The two most original creations currently on his ever-changing menu are Gravity, which blends tangerine, cranberry, peach and pomegranate, and H1N1, Kent's personal favorite, which he regards as his first "masterpiece." Despite the "ample throat hit," it is a very smooth vape, he reassures his fans. The flavor is "affectionately known as 'The Virus'."
Kent's Gravity flavor is a fruit-lover's dream. |
"Catch H1N1 before it catches you," Kent jokingly warns. |
THE POWER OF VAPING: IT CREATES COMMUNITY
"Nicoticket.com "was formed for one reason... we are passionate about vaping," he says. "There is a sense of solidarity, a common experience if you will... this is a community you can be proud to be a member of."
Kent is the first vaping expert with whom I corresponded about this intriguing business model. I asked him if I was correct in my impression that gourmet vapers are not particularly interested in nicotine.
Chocolate, peanuts, caramel: Hey, it's H1N1! |
Actually, my favorite so far isn't even dessert: It's the strong minty Cirrus by Fancee Juice. So refreshing! And I got zero nicotine in mine. It might just become my sole flavor.
To quote The Temptations, "Look out baby, 'cause here I come!" |
E-JUICE REVIEWS ARE AS ENTERTAINING AS 'SPINAL TAP'
Spinfuel's review of "Angel Sauce" sounds like an adorable satire: "It is exactly the kind of eLiquid that gets you excited about vaping. That great fruit-sherbet flavor, the great dessert flavor, that one flavor you see among your collection and think “Oh yeah, that one! Come here you!”… And without warning Angel Sauce becomes the all-day vape that you want, you hope for, for one reason; you don’t want to stop vaping it. "
The review continues enticingly: "After that sweet delicate raspberry sherbet flavor comes a rush of sweet lime with gentle orange notes, as they mix together to form a combination that your taste buds recognize but just haven’t encountered in vapor form until now. Vaping Angel Sauce feels good. I mean you expect it to taste good, but to feel good? That’s new, that’s rare."
Oh, what a feeling! Take your passion, and make it happen! |
Spinfuel adds: "Angel Sauce says something about the great talent of The Plume Room’s Andrea, a master of flavor, but it also says something about the future of eLiquids, how after all this time new flavor experiences are possible, that the eJuice marketplace doesn’t have to be a market full of ‘variations on a theme’. There remains room for originality and creativity, room for great new flavors that will satisfy in ways you never thought were possible. That’s a lot of responsibility for a single new flavor, but Angel Sauce truly carries that weight marvelously."
The Plume Room's "light, sweet" blueberry-and-cream flavor. |
Or try their banana pudding with vanilla & pie crust flavor. |
I find all of this to be "marvelously" amazing. The passion, and devotion to quality and innovation, and the exuberant sharing of information, are the nicest expression of the entrepreneurial spirit I've ever seen.
BLOWING FORTH WITH LITERARY LANGUOR
Spinfuel has made the review of e-juice into a virtual art form.
Its team -- publisher John Manzione, along with "dedicated vapers" Tom McBride, Julia Hartley-Barnes, Keira Hartley-Barnes, Dave Foster and Steve Kaderabek -- do a beautiful job of conveying their passion and their sophisticated "taste."
Its team -- publisher John Manzione, along with "dedicated vapers" Tom McBride, Julia Hartley-Barnes, Keira Hartley-Barnes, Dave Foster and Steve Kaderabek -- do a beautiful job of conveying their passion and their sophisticated "taste."
"Each of us is trained in evaluating e liquids for flavor, vapor, throat
hit, complexity, layers, and the mysterious ‘vape satisfaction’ element," Manzione says.
" 'Irreducible Complexity'....a
term from the scientific method of "Intelligent Design," applies here
perfectly," he explains, in describing his criteria for distinguishing
"premium" from "non-premium" juice. "Irreducible Complexity simply means
that without ALL the parts of a ‘thing’ it won’t work.
With respect to a premium e liquid, if you remove ‘talent’ from the
equation a ‘premium e liquid’ is impossible. Remove the best possible ingredients, and the same thing happens. Irreducible Complexity requires ALL the parts; so ALL premium e liquid brands are Irreducibly Complex."These delightful people mean business! Like those who love art, dance and avant-garde film, they have thought long and hard about what makes Greatness.
"The element of ‘talent for creating’ is still elusive, and rare. That will never change, and there will always be certain people, I call them flavorists, who will always bring us the best e liquids," Manzione says, like a true connoisseur.
And to think that this whole new phenomenon is based upon an aversion to one of the deadliest consumables ever devised: cigarettes.
Vaporstix went broke claiming its e-cigs were a weight-loss aid. |
Can you 'vape' vitamins? Possibly. |
Rocket Fuel''s "Limerick" is intended to taste like Key Lime pie. |
OMG....it's so nice just to lie back and let the thoughts flow. |